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Poop Amigurumi – Free Crochet Pattern

Free poop amigurumi crochet pattern funny weird gross

Poop Amigurumi – Free Crochet Pattern

Free poop amigurumi crochet pattern funny weird gross

Print this pattern out – purchase the PDF version here!

Supplies:
• Yarn 5/Bulky Weight in…
Brown
•6mm Crochet Hook
•Tapestry needle
•Scissors
•Stuffing
•12mm safety eyes
•Black Embroidery Thread

Additional Information:
Difficulty: Easy

This poop is super easy to make and is a great gift for any kids or immature adults in your life LOL! It’s all made in one piece, starting at the tip and working our way down to the bottom. Let’s get started!

Poop:

In brown:

Round 1: 6 Sc into a Magic Ring (6)
Round 2: *Sc* all around (6)
Round 3-4: Sc in the next 3 st, SlSt in the next 3 st (6)
Round 5: *Inc* in the next 3 st, SlSt in the next 3 st (9)
Round 6: *Inc, Sc in the next 2 st* all around (12)
Round 7: *Inc, Sc in the next st* all around (18)
Round 8: *Inc, Sc in the next 2 st* all around (24)
Round 9-11: *Sc* all around (24)
Round 12: *Dec, Sc in the next 2 st* all around (18)
Round 13: *LOOSELY SlSt in each st* all around (18)
Round 14: In the FLO (Front Loop Only), *Inc, Sc in the next 2 st* all around (24)
Round 15: In BOTH Loops, *Inc, Sc in the next 3 st* all around (30)
Round 16-17: *Sc* all around (30)
Now we will mark where to place the safety eyes later. Add a stitch marker in the 14th and 17th stitch on Round 17.
Round 18: *Sc* all around (30)
Round 19: *Dec, Sc in the next 3 st* all around (24)
Round 20: *Dec, Sc in the next 2 st* all around (18)
Add the safety eyes in the marked areas now. Stuff firmly here. Continue stuffing after each round.
Round 21: *Dec, Sc in the next st* all around (12)
Round 22: *Dec* all around (6)
Finish off, leaving a long tail for sewing. Sew the remaining stitches closed and weave in ends.

Smile:

In black embroidery thread

Insert needle into the middle as shown (Pic 1) and pull needle out at the left of the toy’s eye (Pic 1). Reinsert needle into the middle (Pic 2) and pull the needle out at right of the toy’s eye (Pic 2). Reinsert needle into the middle (Pic 3) and pull the needle out a few stitches away. Tie the ends of thread into a firm knot and bring into the toy poop to hide. Cut any excess thread.

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9 Comments

  1. Thank you for this! Made him to take on a trip to Colorado with us & take pix with him where ever we go. I named mine Mr. Poopstool because he’s the SH*T! And we carry our “sh*t” everywhere….. lol… loved making him.💝🌺

  2. Loved this so much! I adapted this for Christmas and turned it into a Hershey kiss! 😂 Thanks so much!

    1. Awwhhhh this is so cute!!

  3. He is hilarious! I had such an amazing time making him. Such an awesome quick project!

  4. I struggle a little with counting due to AuDHD. This pattern would be a little easier for me to follow if it listed how many times to do instead of saying “all the way around”. Otherwise I’m enjoying it!

  5. Shouldn’t the safety eyes be more on rows 7 or 8, rather than row 17? Looks like the eyes are on the top, rather than the bottom.

  6. Here is my version, with the eyes in row 7

    1. Awh he’s perfect!! 💩

  7. i added the eyes on row 17 like the pattern states but the pictures you have are showing the eyes are higher up so please fix it on which row is the eyes supposed to be on thank you and mine looks more like ice cream then poop lol i just need a cone

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